The Unfortunate Disappearance of the Beardmobile: A Beloved Cabaret on Wheels

Philadelphia's vibrant LGBTQ+ community has come together in an effort that blends recovery and resilience. A beloved icon, The Bearded Ladies Cabaret's "Beardmobile," has mysteriously vanished. Known as a "big gay cabaret-on-wheels," this custom-built performance truck has brought joy and inclusivity wherever it rolled, becoming a fixture at numerous city events.

Philly's queer arts heartbeat

This isn't just any old truck. The Beardmobile, a dazzling creation built on a 2009 Isuzu box truck, boasts a fully equipped stage, a top-tier sound system, and a flamboyant design complete with pink eyelashes on its headlights. It's been a stalwart presence at Philly Pride parades, standing as a beacon during protests and celebrations throughout Philadelphia, truly embodying its nickname, "The City Of Brotherly Love."

John Jarboe, who founded The Bearded Ladies Cabaret, reminisces about countless performances and cherished memories made on that vibrant truck. "I hope we find her," Jarboe says. "She carries a lot more than just equipment; she holds love and history." To this tight-knit queer arts community, it's not merely a vehicle; it's a rolling embodiment "loud and proud" resistance against hate and intolerance.

The curious case behind its disappearance

Last week, a heart-sinking discovery was made: The Beardmobile was missing from its usual spot at Allens Lane Art Center's parking lot. Adding a layer more intrigue, a motion-sensor camera that could've captured what happened was found tampered with and disabled. April 18th marked its last known journey, leaving a significant void in its wake.

In response, The Bearded Ladies Cabaret launched a heartfelt campaign, peppering places with flyers that ask a hopeful question: "Have you seen this Beardmobile?" They humorously describe it as an "extremely friendly" vehicle that "responds well, especially with praise and cash tips," but caution against driving it unless you want a surprise from its brakes.

Glitter and laughter as a reward

True cabaret style calls not just any reward, but one as unique as they are. They're offering "10,000 lbs. Of glitter" or, in true playful spirit, they'll "turn you GAY*! (*If not already. Painless & fun!)." This sums up everything their beloved truck stands - fun, inclusivity, and an unabashed spirit.

The Beardmobile's disappearance has struck a chord in Philly's LGBTQ+ community. It's more than a truck; it was a radiant symbol overflowing with creativity, love, and defiance. Jarboe candidly shares, "I'm still in mourning," when asked if anything could ever truly replace it.

Help us in our search and support

The Bearded Ladies Cabaret isn't giving up hope. They urge anyone with information, no matter how small, reach out via @BeardedLadiesCabaret on social media. They're holding onto hope that one day soon, their cherished Beardmobile will be back, once again serving as an ambassador spreading LGBTQ+ pride and visibility.

As this search continues, let it remind us all about community power and resilience among those who've always fought hard acceptance and equality. The story behind this missing Beardmobile only highlights Philadelphia's rich queer arts scene - a true testament vibrant and unyielding spirit that transcends borders.

Stay in loop with our newsletter on latest LGBTQ+ news and issues. Together, let's make sure icons like The Beardmobile continue being sources inspiration and unity.